Top Ten Reasons to Live in the Yukon

1. It never gets muggy.
2. You only need one license plate on your car.
3. Even your own relatives don't know exactly where you live, and think you're "somewhere up there in Alaska."
4. The Donald. The Yukon. Merely coincidence?
5. There are big black birds that are more intelligent than your dog.
6. The phone book has helpful instructions for calling a radio phone.
7. You can experience ice fog.
8. You can laugh at the tourist in an R. V. with a satellite dish.
9. There are no skyscrapers to block your view.
10. Thirty thousand people can't be wrong.

(Inspired by this page linked by Bene.)