Bitter Greens and Garden Beetles

When oldest daughter was two or three, she loved to eat salads, especially salads made with Grandpa's homegrown lettuce. But once, after there'd been a heat wave and the lettuce had taken on a bit of a strong taste, she took a bite of her salad and pushed her bowl away. "This lettuce," she said, "tastes like ladybug pee."

Two of us have been sick today with floating heads and brains that don't work well. Feel free to amuse us by sharing your kids' interesting sayings.

[Update: Make sure you check out the comments for more pip-squeak funnies. Then head over to read this doozy at Mission Safari.]